Crazy Demands of a Two Year Old

Here’s a selection of the demands I get to hear – some more regularly than others. A couple are from different children or are made up (I’m sure I’ll never be asked for a horse!). Seriously though, I do get to hear the most ridiculous demands:

“Daddy I want a horse!”.

“I want to drive the car!”.

“That’s mine!” (Any object whatsoever).

“I want to watch your tablet!” (4.32AM).

“I want a rainbow!”.

“I want cake!” (All day at random times).

“I want one of those for Christmas!”